So Hairy That...

Do you know any one so hairy that they are a walking fire hazard?
Or so hairy that you want a video camera just to record big foot?
Or so hairy that they just use shampoo?
Or so hairy that they dont ask you to scratch there back they want you to comb it?
Or so hairy that they claim to have been Cousin It, and people believe them?
Or so hairy that the dog/cat licks them?
Or so hairy that the primate family looks at each other and says 'Do you know him?'
Or so hairy that when you go to the pound they ask you to please leash your animal?
And then try to give them a treat when they ask where the restroom is?
Or so hairy that balloons are their biggest concern?
Or so hairy that hair gel makes them look like a big damn porcupine?
Or so hairy that if they stuck there head out a moving vehical they would look really scared?
I do.