Little Things...

Its the little things that piss me off. Like people just looking for a handout without doing any work. If youre working and you need a break, thats cool. But if you just want me to tell you the answer, dont even talk to me. Give a little bit of effort first. Google would be a great start.
-Mikey_Ickey
P.S.
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So Hairy That...

Do you know any one so hairy that they are a walking fire hazard?
Or so hairy that you want a video camera just to record big foot?
Or so hairy that they just use shampoo?
Or so hairy that they dont ask you to scratch there back they want you to comb it?
Or so hairy that they claim to have been Cousin It, and people believe them?
Or so hairy that the dog/cat licks them?
Or so hairy that the primate family looks at each other and says 'Do you know him?'
Or so hairy that when you go to the pound they ask you to please leash your animal?
And then try to give them a treat when they ask where the restroom is?
Or so hairy that balloons are their biggest concern?
Or so hairy that hair gel makes them look like a big damn porcupine?
Or so hairy that if they stuck there head out a moving vehical they would look really scared?
I do.

mosh pit: rules of engagement

I've seen, for that matter partaken in, my fair share of mosh pits.
And I have experienced some things that need to be addressed.
These are the as of now written rules of the mosh pit.
#1: A mosh pit is not a fight, therefor if some one falls down, do unto others and pick them up!!!
This is a common misconception, most people think that it is nothing but violent kids trying to hurt each other. NOT TRUE, this is a myth invented by those who have never been in a mosh pit.
Ok, yes you can get hurt, but any one that hurts you on purpose will get theres. Either you will punch them for disobaying the rules, or your friends will.
#2: There are some people who dont want to be in a mosh pit, but do to a physical disadvantage(or just simply dont want to mosh) are caught in the mosh pit. Do them a favor and start a barrior.
get some people together and lock arms, do some thing to makesure that they are protected if they cant make it out of the way in time. That usualy happens to the small statured concert go-er. But if you can get them outta the way and on to the side you should.
This isnt really a mosh pit rule more of a courtesy and im talking to the guys out there #3: If a girl is crowd surfing, dont grab them, they just want a good time too. Dont ruin it for them by being a pig and grabbing there butt or there boobs. If they are falling and you have to catch them, ball up your fists and aim to grab just under their arms, they will like you so much more for it and you will probably get to touch their boobs later if you play your cards right. :-)
This one goes out to all the would be crowd surfers out there #4: If the crowd is small, DONT. You will fall, you will look stupid, and i will probably kick you for being stupid and hitting me or my friends.
These are my rules of the concert. My moshpits are usualy punk shows. I think it kind of depends on the shows you go to. If youre unsure about mosh pits in your genera of music, consult your local venue for more inforation. By that i mean go to a local show and watch them, if the mosh pit doesnt look fun, dont go into the mosh pit. You will probably have a bad experience and you'll never want to go back to the mosh pit.
Happy Rockin'.
-Mikey_Ickey

The Girl at the Rock Show!

So i went to a metal/hardcore (whatever you want to call it) show, the only band i remember was the band i went to see, Zao. They were pretty ok. But then again im a little punk rock boy, so what do i know about metal???
But i began to notice some things that where just a little more then abnormal, shall we say? About 75% of the dudes there could have easily passed for decent girls. More then 90% of the hair styles were the same, from the right falling over the left eye or vise versa. With the exception of the little idiosynchracy here and there, pretty much the same. And about 80% had more metal in there face then was on stage but that didnt stop the show. Except for the guitarist for one of the earlier bands, he looked like a peacock.
BACK to why i titled this issue the way i did. I went with a friend of mine who had been dying to see Zao and wasnt sure if she'd get the chance do to some lack of transportational circumstances. I told her that i was down, even though id never really heard of them i kinda got into it by the end of the show. Any way we ended up going and she had a pretty good time, even though they didnt play 'her' song. Beg for 'angels without wings' for her, and tel me how it goes.
Uhmm... If you get a chance to see Zao, and youre into that kinda thing, do. They are really cool guys if nothing else, im sure you could get into a good discussion with one of them if you talk with them awile.
And Now For Your Daily Dose of Random:
I wonder if cheerleaders ever get jealouse of the neon signs that flash in seaquence like:
S
A
L
E
SALE
SALE
SALE
didja ever stop to think about the cheerleaders?
-Mikey_Ickey

Meaning of This?!

Some times i think that the meaning of life is homework.
Or paper work depending on what your career is. Home work gives you a goal, albeit an almost unatainable one sometimes, but still a goal. A goal give you a reason to be, exist, continue to exist.
Think about it next time you are doing home work/paper work.
OR
ponder this!
if you misspell 'exist'
you would have a reason to be, exits, and continue to exits.
wrap your mind around that!!!
-Mikey_Ickey

BOO!

And Now Something More Random.
have you ever noticed that everyone else is uglier than you?
and they all suck so bad you want to punch them in the face, but you wont cause what if they can fight better then i can?
These rolling backpacks are a pain in the ass.
not that i have one i just see them and blame them for americas weight problem.
in conclusion
rolling backpacks make ugly people.
dont do rollers kids.
-Mikey_Ickey

biblicality mentality

hmm?
i wonder why the debate about religion keeps going on and on.
engineering technology class 9th hour: amanda decided that she didnt believe in god but decided to defend it like she was a theology scholar.
random though, 1 of many.
i hope the screensavers read this on the air sometime.
note to self: post odd little musings in hopes that i am quirky enough to earn at least 20 seconds on the failing technology show.
ps
i love you guys, but bring back Pat, Leo, Kat and all the other originals and tell G4 to go play with themselves.
-Mikey_Ickey